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    Who am I? But more importantly who the fuck are you? (3)

    And all i can say is:

    Atenea ~ I really am sorry for any pain. but it wasnt me it was Dana. ; ). Hey is that Mexico? Im so sorry we Aussies have absolutely no culture or linguistics skills (I mean I only just speak patchy Czech and German) I think it comes from being an island in the middle of nowhere. Lol I dont believe that agent Tina thing either. lol I think this story is merely and attempt to convince myself.

    Thumbs ~ Funny? I have no idea what you mean. Never understood that sense of humor thing. Lol ohh the Simpsons theme song JUST played in the background oooh its that episode where homer thinks he has seen an alien but really its MR BURNS. *considers writing alien encounter into story*

    Incendiary ~ see above comment *half watching Simpsons half typing* lol now one finds herself wondering how to comment on a complement to her comments. This may take some pondering on a windy cliff top Buddha style *goes off to windy cliff top that doesnt exist* Ahh I have the answer “Thankyou”. lol ohh now they’re playing the episode where Mr. burns and Homer get caught in an avalanche. *Turns to drool over Burnsy.*

    LadyBeige ~ oh you dumb arse

    usuallyquiet ~ but I like being self-effacing : )Thank you for your comment. Quietness is a virtue i am yet to understand. lol

    Janet MG ~ cuuuhhhh huuuugh *an attempt at typing the Darth Vader breathing noise* Jannet, cuuuuuhhhh huuugh “I am your father.” lol no sorry actually today I said, in the company of many friends and colleges “my family tree is a straight line” meaning that I have no uncles aunts cousins great uncles nieces. But oh no everyone had to literally fall over laughing assuming Im inbred. Great. *swears never to speak without thinking again* lol Well i hope your coke and popcorn lasted. Oh and thank you for the one you left me ; ) And your still my hero. i virtualy dance around the room when I see the wonderful words “Life Altered.”

    Ness ~ Lol darkness is my specialty. lol I am an aussie. Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi. Though Im not a pure blood (mother is a Czechoslovakian refugee (Czech part)) But Ive lived here all me life. I even had a Kangaroo Roast for tea. Dana isnt going to kill everyone one by one but hey who knows she might have a damn good crack at it. lol

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    Comments

    1. Wow… This chapter was Fucking fantastic. I’m an Aussie, but only coz i’m born here. I can’t say I have ever tried Roasted roo…. LOL I’m gonna be happy reading along… I really like this story… I just can’t write this well.

    2. What a wicked fun story. Oh yeah, Jaded/Janet is definitely an inspiration (though I’m sure she must have gotten impatient with me for taking so long to commit my first charactercides). Keep up the great story, I love it.

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