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Situations
Tina looked to Bette’s face, mesmerised at the way Bette was completely lost, her eyes were focused, her mind was focused, the concentration on the task at hand having her completely and utterly engrossed.
“Ahhh…”
Tina’s eyes widened.
“Ohhh…”
The smile reached her lips as she continued to watch the animation on Bette’s face.
“Ahhhhhh fuck…”
“Bette…?”
“Not now T, I need to concentrate on this…”
“Babe…. I love it when you put so much of yourself into it…”
“It got to be right T, you know that babe…”
“I know that Bette, you are the Lesbian Jedi after all…”
Bette looked into her partners eyes, smiling at the words, “pulease…” her word exaggerated at the statement Tina had made.
“What…, you know it’s true…”
Bette shook her head, “…myth babe, all a myth…”
Tina walked up behind Bette, wrapping her arms gently around her waist as she leaned her chin on Bette’s shoulder, “are you my Lesbian Jedi then?”
Bette glanced into the mirror in front of her, watching Tina’s face peering at her over her shoulder, she loved the way her eyes glistened, she loved the attention that she always gave her, and if she was honest, she always loved the teasing that Tina always threw in her direction…, “always babe…, but only if you are my Princess Leia…”
“Do you think buns on each side of my head would look good?” Tina asked with a smirk and a cocked eyebrow.
“Of course…” Bette smirked.
Tina’s hands grabbed at Bette’s waist, poking her in the ribs at the sarcastic remark.
Bette squirmed under Tina’s hands, “T…, please…, you know I fuckin…”
“Yeah, you what…”
“Geez…, you know I hate it when you do that…” Bette said as her squirming allowed her to escape the wrath of the Kennard hands.
“Apologise then…” Tina said, becoming slightly disgruntled.
“T… come on, you know I was joking…”
Tina moved away from Bette, turning her back to her.
It was Bette’s turn to move behind Tina, circling her arms around her waist just as Tina had done only moments before.
She allowed her nose to nuzzle into the blonde hair at the base of Tina’s neck, knowing the sensitive spot always hit the mark.
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ROFLMFAOOOOOO….OMG….you are killing me….chewing tobacco LMAO….how can it be just as funny the second time….you are the best loon mate….but that author note, you are in so much trouble now!!!!
Wait, I’m confused. Chew Marlboros? And if Tina is slave Leia, why isn’t Bette Jabba?
And if you keep taking this long to post you’ll have your galavanting privileges taken.
So glad that you’ve returned. Hope you’ve had fun jetsetting but now, woman, get back to brass tacks. You’ve been sorely missed. You’re one of a kind, Jo.
Hahahah I had fun with this, Jo. And I know almost nothing about SW. Cool.
LOL, Chewing Tobacco. Now everyone in the office is asking what I’m laughing about. Tina in a leather bikini, that gives me something to think about the rest of the day. Exactly what kind of saber is Bette carrying?
LMAO. That was very very funny. Only Alice would come up with Chewing Tobacco. Jo you have quite an imagination.
that was funny..nice 2 c u back
Oh, you are so good, didn’t see that one coming! How do you come up with these ideas? This had me laughing out loud – scared the cats. This ranks up there with my favourite about the false teeth! Welcome back!
So glad to have you back!
Interesting twist.Pretty funny to jo.Hey by the way,Lesbian jedi is actually a register name on the site so it isnt only relative to Giasony.Just an FYI.awaiting another chapter.welcome back lady.
So great to have you back.
I thought I missed you before, but after reading this I realize that I actually missed you a lot more! This was sooo good! I knew as soon as Alice started to explain the bucket, which character she was supposed to be. You totally crack me up! I’ve got a huge smile on my face now! Thanks Jo!
ROFLMAO!! Mate…this was PRICELESS! I love that series and I STILL had no idea at first why Alice was dressed like she was. I’ll have ya know you had me laughing out loud on this one! Welcome back…you’ve been missed Mate!
Welcome back!!! I’ve missed you and your stories so much! This one had me cracking up!!! Can’t wait to read more!
JO, I just love to see that you have posted. Makes my day. Way to funny. Thanks
ROFLMAO!!! Thank you for this. It was great to come home to. You realize now because of all these different “Situations” you have written about, that when I read a new one, it is hard to read it without wondering when the shoe is going to drop! FUNNY!! Thanks!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha, tks I needed that!!!
That chewing tobacco thingy was hilarous. I always loved Chewbocca. Leave to Alice to come up with something like that. Welcome back and if this is any indication of your writers block then it has been busted wide open.
Welcome back. That was some funny stuff right there.
Hey Jo, Great to have you back and posting a real hoot of a story. I wept at Alice’s costume creation. You gotta give the gal some credit for inventiveness. And Tina in that leather bikini. Mmmmm. With buns. Double Mmmm. Definitely need more of these little segues into the world of L. Now I’m gotta giggle and fixate on this all day. Thank you for a morning delight, Your Loyal Fan.
LMAO!! :)) That was so funny! Glad to see you back Jo… u have been missed!
I started cracking up as soon as I saw “Chewing Tobacco”! Great welcome back story!
As soon as Bette asked Alice about her spittoon I thought, “Oh god she fucked up Chewbacca.” LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! In high school for one of my classes we had to pilot the senior project program (even though we were juniors O.o) and a group of boys did a project on Star Wars. They made a short parody called Farm Wars. Instead of Chewbacca, they how Chawbaccer (I guess a chaw a really big chew). lol
Well, Jo…. I don’t even know what to say about this other than it had me literally falling off my chair in laughter. How do you come up with this stuff? LMAO…. the chapter was hilarious, hot as hell, and just plain sweet… like the best things usually are. So…. it WAS hansen’s fault? LOL I knew it! From now on I plan to blame everything on hansen as well…. it’ll be my new thing. Still, it’s always a treat to have someone really great to get distracted by, right? Thanks, Jo…. I know you won’t mind the reiteration so I’ll repeat what everyone else said…. you’ve been sorely missed!!!
very droll…I am a Starwars Fan too…
Damn that was so fucking funny and love it. Alice is killing me here. Please post soon, thanks!