Chapter 102

Tina danced around the kitchen singing. “We’re havin’ a P-A-R-T-A-Y…dancin’ to the music…” Bette stared at her – and she stopped singing. “What Bette? You don’t like my singing?”

“God T – why do we have to have the shower here – it’s alot of work for you – for us…..Alice couldn’t have had it somewhere else?”

“Baby – do you have any clue how much time and energy it would take to pack up the twins with all of their stuff and go somewhere else for a few hours? Not to mention having to feed them with wandering eyes everywhere. I’d rather be home. And this way…” Tina grabbed Bette around the waist and pulled her toward her so they were face to face. “you and I can have some private time if we want it – no guilt – in our own home. What do you think?”

Bette winked at Tina and kissed her. “Sounds like an excellent plan to me – I hope I’m up to some ‘private time’ later….I miss you T….and I want you so bad – I’m just so damn tired most of the day…”

“I know Baby….I’ll be very gentle with you…very gentle…tender…we’ll take our time ok?” Tina smiled her sexiest smile at Bette.

“God Tina – why are you doing this to me? Now I really want you – but it would be really rude to be doing it when everyone arrives….wouldn’t it?”

“As opposed to doing it when everyone’s here – or throwing everyone out so we can do it? They all seem to be pretty comparable options to me. So do we do it now – or do we wait until the babies eat – or – do we use the extremely tired pregnant woman excuse and toss their asses out of here early???? You pick Babe!”

“Well, since you’ve vowed to take your time with me…NOW isn’t a good option because they’re going to be here soon. Why don’t we play it be ear….? You know I really want you right?” Bette pinched Tina on the *****.

“Yeah Babe – can’t wait – it’s been a REALLY long six weeks! Please tell me you’re going to be a horny pregnant woman like I was….”

“T…don’t worry…I’m horny…I just hope I don’t pass out on you…”

“Aw Babe – am I that boring? Hmmmm…I’ll have to figure out ways to keep you so involved that you couldn’t possibly fall asleep on me. Oh and if you do fall asleep – I have plenty of ways to wake you up. Want a sample of some of my ways?”

“Sure!” Tina lifted Bette’s t-shirt and undid her bra and kissed her left breast and sucked her nipple into her mouth. “God T…are they ever sensitive….wow….”

“See my evil ways are working already….do you like this Babe?” Tina shifted her attention to Bette’s right breast.

“Yeah…God Tina…my God…this is….we don’t have time now huh?”

“Afraid not Sweetie….” Tina continued to tease Bette’s nipples with her tongue and her fingers. “You know Baby – Pert and Sassy are bigger than they were…”

“I know…FULL AND INVITING…right?”

“Exactly Babe…exactly….”

Just then the sliding glass door opened and Dana and Alice walked into the kitchen.

Alice looked at Tina – whose hand was still up Bette’s shirt…and then at Bette…..”You guys are so ***** subtle – it kills me!”

Bette looked at Alice. “Shut up hippie…if we want to ***** around in our kitchen …we’ll ***** around in our kitchen. Who the ***** are you ‘Sweet Polly Pure Bread’?”

Dana opened her mouth and spoke. “HA – hardly!! ***** …she can’t keep her hands off me!”

“Gee- thank you Dane…you needed to share that with them didn’t you?” Alice fought off a grin.

“Yes I did…if they have two kids and ***** like bunnies why would we want everyone to think we don’t…come on Al….we do it too!”

Bette and Tina both had wide grins on their faces. Tina’s hand was still inside Bette’s t-shirt. She slowly moved her thumb over Bette’s nipple. Bette did her best to stifle a moan but was less than successful.

“So Tina – are you playing with PERT or SASSY?” Alice smiled an evil smile.

Tina looked at her, smiled and said, “PERT Al – definitely PERT.”

“Oh good God!” Bette rolled her eyes and then looked at Tina. Tina still had not removed her hand from Bette’s breast.

“So – did you guys bring the food?” Tina spoke to them like there was nothing out of the ordinary going on. Bette looked at her with pleading eyes – her eyes were saying. ‘Either do me now – or stop doing what you’re doing or I’m going to die!’ Tina slowly moved her thumb again. She knew she was driving Bette crazy – and she was quite pleased with herself.

Dana looked at Tina. “Yeah – the foods outside – ready to go. Drinks too…anyone want a beer?”

Bette and Tina looked at one another. Tina looked at Dana. “Ah…we’ll both pass…thanks.”

“Ok – Tina – I understand you turning down a beer – but Porter turning down a beer? That’s like Porter turning down the opportunity to ummmmm….do you – Tina.” Alice was curious now.

“Al, I’ve been dealing with this stomach thing for the last week or so – and now that it’s a little better, I don’t want to tempt fate.”

“Yeah…ok yuppie….” Alice wasn’t convinced Bette was speaking the truth.

“Come on Dane…let’s go see if Jackie needs any help outside. Then these two can put Bette’s clothes back on her!” Alice and Dana left to go outside.

“So Baby….that feels good doesn’t it?” Tina caressed Bette’s bare nipple again.

“Oh yeah…it feels really good….just fine….great T. Do we ***** like bunnies?”

“Yes Babe …we ***** like bunnies – maybe that’s why both of us got pregnant with twins!”

“Funny Kennard…luck of the Irish.”

“I’m not Irish Bette.”

“Ok – luck of the LESBIANS!”

“Great name for a smutty movie there Porter!”

“I could say something – but I won’t!”

“Please don’t Babe – can I just give PERT and SASSY one last kiss?”

“Sure – as long as noone else is watching us.”

Tina bent down and lifted Bette shirt – she gently kissed Bette’s nipples one at a time – teasing each one with her tongue – her teeth – and her lips. “Baby…I want you so bad….God…let’s tell them to leave….”

“Tina…we can’t tell them to leave yet….that would be rude.”

“And me sucking on your nipples and playing with them with our friends right here – that’s not rude?”

“Not quite as rude as asking them to leave right after they got here – and after THEY brought the food!”

“Good point Baby…excellent point!”

Just then Shane came through the door. She walked over to Bette and gave her a kiss. She stepped back from her and studied her face. “Bette….what’s going on?….you look…different…..”

Bette didn’t answer. Shane walked over to Tina and gave her a hug and a kiss. Tina whispered into Shane’s ear.

“Oh my God! Congratulations you guys …oh my God….does everyone know?”

“No..and please don’t say anything…we’re going to make an announcement after we eat and watch everyone ***** in their pants!” Bette smiled at Shane.

“This is going to be great!” Shane smiled at the two of them…. “Oh my God! This is excellent! It’s our secret!”

Tina grinned broadly at Shane. “You’re the only one I’d trust not to tell everyone!”

“I’m honored you guys….ok…well…I’ll let you finish up what you were doing. I’ll see you outside. You guys – this is great….I’m so happy for you….this is just great news…ok…I’ll see you outside.” Shane left to join Dana and Alice by the pool.

Bette gave Tina a hug.

“You aren’t upset that I told Shane are you Baby?”

“No…you’re right…Shane’s the only friend we have who doesn’t have a big mouth….It’s ok T. Ok – wanna help me get my bra back on? We should get out there…”

Tina reached around Bette and fastened her bra. “God that was weird – how often have I put you’re bra back on you? Like never…what a strange feeling….”

“Well…you can take it off of me again later ok?”

“Promise Baby…I promise!”

“Come on T – let’s go entertain the troops before we bomb them!” Bette and Tina walked outside hand in hand to join their friends. Everyone else had arrived – now the fun and games could begin!

TBC