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Ease and Intimacy
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Ease and Intimacy…
"What is it?"
"Oh come on…"
"What?"
"You know what it is…"
"I really don’t."
"It’s so obvious!"
"Well, what’s it all about?"
"It’s that…, oh fuck Shane, how can you not know, have you not seen it?"
"Just because…, ya know I don’t ‘do’ all that…"
"So what, this isn’t about fuck buddies Shane…, this is when it’s…, when it’s just…, ‘there’…"
"What does it look like?"
"Unfuckingbelieveable…"
"Eh?"
"No Shane, that’s you…, not ‘it’…"
"I need more coffee…"
"Hey Kit…, c’mere a sec?"
"What’s going on here…?"
"Ease and intimacy."
"With you two…?"
"Are you fucking insane, no, not us…, I’m trying to educate Yoda here…"
"So what are you on about Al?"
"How can you describe that ‘thing’ called ‘ease and intimacy’?"
"Fuck…, can’t you ask me something easier like another coffee or something?"
"I’ll have another coffee…!"
"Sure Shane, I’ll just go get it…"
"Kit…?"
"I’m coming back girl, just give me a minute…"
"Gee…, okay Yoda…, what about ‘the one’?"
"One what?"
"Oh my freakin god!"
"What now?"
"You are meant to be fucking Yoda Shane…, I can get more sense out of Dana!"
"Somebody say my name?"
"Dane…, save me…!"
"From Shane?"
"Uh yeah…"
"How many shots has she had this morning?"
"Obviously not enough!"
"So, what are you trying to find out? A new top ten for LA magazine?"
"Oh my god Dana, your genius…"
"I am?"
"I can see the glossy headline now…, ‘what is it and how can you spot it’"
"What’s what and spot what?"
"Fuck I give up…"
"Al…, I walked in on half a conversation, the least you can do is tell me what the fuck you’re talking about."
"Girls, girls…, take it easy… Shane, here’s your coffee…"
"Thanks Kit…"
"So…, what’s this all about baby girl?"
"Ease and intimacy…"
"Oh yeah…, absolutely…"
"You see, even Dana knows!"
"Oh yeah…, it’s just so…, ‘there’"
"You see…!"
"But what’s ‘there’"
"It’s just that…, ease and intimacy…"
"Yeah but what is it and how do you have?"
"Or see it?"
"Who has it?"
"Brad and Jennifer…"
"Doh…, its Brad and Ang now Dana!"
"Oh yeah, but they have it…"
"I don’t know about them…"
"Who else?"
"Uh…"
"Erm…"
"I know who has it!"
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ROFLMAO! Mate this was perfect. You are so incredibly funny AND talented. I love how you take this simple thing, ease and intimacy, and you just run with it. By the end, I felt like “They so got it,” was the same jingle “It’s on…it’s so on.” Oh, and THANK YOU for you know what. I just knew you would follow through. Take care Jo, and happy waiting for the kid. Post something again soon huh? My only complaint is TOO damn long between posts woman. xo
Well well return of a queen;-) as always a real kick ass installment….. some times real life comes in the way of really good things happening such as postings from your good self. :-)
This was so well written, you need to send this to IC…I really enjoyed the interaction between the gang and how they were trying to describe something so prescious…
They so had it when Bette was banging Candace…I’m just saying.
that was so hilariously crazy and i got lost a few times but you know what? the sanity was restored when B&T entered the picture…they’ve so got it LOL
I loved every single page of it.Bette and Tina do have it and I hope IC let’s it shine through.Thanks for a light funny read.
Hahahahaha…that was really good. Bette and Tina really do have it and funnily enough so do Jennifer and Laurel…I wonder if they realize that. Great story Jo!
LOL.. awesome conversation,, haha i can just see them sitting in the planet having this conversation,lol :)
hilarious!!!! i can just picture all the back and forth conversation!!! WELCOME BACK:)
Took me a minute but I picked up the flow. Oh, they so have it. Like you said, they’re Bette and Tina. I don’t maybe its just me, I see picture of Jennifer and Laurel together at events and even then they have it.
Great!!! You are so right on. Post again soon. I love your stories.
They sure do!:) PPS
… Because they’re Bette and Tina !! You said it all, Jo ! They so got it ! Excellent story ! I loved it !
Jo…you are the master. It had me laughing so hard I thought I was going to wake the baby. I hope you get to post again soon…I know how busy life is. take care.
Hello Jo, Great story. Loved the interplay and dialogue between the gals as they each put theor own slant on the meaning of ease and intimicy. Awesome to ralize that it is sometime you know when you see it or feel it but can’t put it easily into words. Loved the ending as everyone knew “BnT” are forever… Many thanks for this Friday fan fiction. Made my day. Your Loyal Fan.
You nailed this! AMAZING!
This was great!! As I read it I could just picture the looks, the touches, the just knowing the other was near….you so captured the essense of the B&T relationship at it’s finest. Long live the Levi’s!!
A whole chapter on Ease and Intimacy and Bette and Tina were physically in the chapter a very short time yet we felt their presence throught the piece. It is what draws all Tibetters to Jennifer and Laurel. They so have it.
This is so funny and awesome, love it!