Previously: 

Tina: What’s this?

Alice: This is Dana’s fantasy in the PC game, The Sims.  A fantasy that has me and her as a couple

Tina: Are you serious?

Alice: Not only am I serious, but we got a fucking baby too!

Tina: Holy shit!

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Alice: This is crazy!

Tina: Crazy? I thought you’d be thrilled.  You and Dana, together at last, at least in a computer-generated world that is.

Alice: What makes you think I’m in love with Dana?

Tina: Oh, come on, you’ve had the hots for her ever since you first laid eyes on her.

Alice: Says you.

Tina: Bette says it too.

Alice: What? How come you never told me Bette thinks I like Dana?

Tina: It wasn’t my place.  Besides, it’s pretty obvious to the rest of us.

Alice: The rest of you? You mean, everyone else thinks I like Dana?

Tina: We don’t think you like her, we know you love her.

Alice shakes her head.

Alice: No, it’s just some kind of practical joke you and Dana schemed up for April Fool’s.

Tina: That was two weeks ago.

Alice: So, maybe you two were waiting for the right time.

Tina: Yea, like we have that much time on our hands to plan an April fool’s joke this long.

Alice: Oh, come on, I know you two haven’t forgotten what I did last year, and are just itching to pay me back.

Tina: You still think about that? I totally forgot about it.

Alice: Sure you did.

Tina: Al, do you really think we’d be this cruel, to do something like this?

Alice: No, but still…

Tina: Still what?

Alice: What if she was just goofing around, and didn’t really mean it when she was playing the Sims?

Tina: You think she was goofing around?

Alice: Yea, maybe she was bored or something.

Tina: I highly doubt, just boredom, would lead her to make a pretend baby with you.

Alice: This is so not happening.  Let’s just pretend we never saw this, and that…

Suddenly the front door bursts open and in walks a sweaty Dana from running.