Well I might as well get my medicine readyas Bette goes into the medicine cabinet takes her medicine out. just looks at all the stuff Tina brought Nighttime— Daytime— Cold and Flu— Tylenol—- whats thisreading the label Why that little shitTylenol suppositoriesI cant believe she got these And she told me it was in the medicine

After Bette had time to think she finally realized Tina was only thinking of her and getting her betterAt first she really didnt know what was wrong with meI could have been sick to my stomach and then all of the medicine in the world would have never stayed down and she did get my fever to keep coming down and then stay down Damn I never even knew they had things like this Consider yourself lucky Porter you have one smart and yeah ***** woman there

Now laughing to herselfI could have some fun with this though like I could tell her I have had an allergic reaction to Petroleum Jelly Oh Ms. Kennard I Love you but I have to do this oh yeah this is going to be good

As Bette takes her medicine. CHEERS

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Tina: Thank God its Friday… I have had one ***** of a week Im going to go home and put my feet up and just relax the whole weekend no worries in the world I may even take the phone off the hook put a quarantine sign on the door and just chill

Jill: Sounds like a planbut Tina today is only Thursday

Tina: Oh ***** We still have tomorrow

They called it a night and both were walking out the door

Tina was going to bring home dinner but then remembered she made chicken soup and would just have a sandwich with itbesides she wanted to get home to Bette

Opening the door Bette was still bundled up and asleep on the couchTina walks over worried that the fever was backtouched Bette forehead and as she did that Bette wakes up

Tina: Hey babe how you feeling?

Bette: Hey your homeI must have dosed off actually Im feeling better

Tina: Good did you eat?

Bette: Yesyour soup was delicious

Tina: So did you save me any?

Bette: Yes theres plenty

Tina: Can I heat you up some more?

Bette: Yes.

Both sitting at the table

Tina: so are you on time with your medicine?

Bette: Yes next dose just before bed

Tina: Smiling… you turned into a very good patient

Bette: Well if you could have seen the ***** nurse I had taking care of me You know I look forward to getting sick again.

Tina: Well I dont like it when your sickso you better stay healthyor I may just have to get sick and see if there are any HOT nurses available to take care of me.

Bette: Im sure there has to be at least 1 other HOT nurse in that agency
You know Tee sitting here all day I was thinking I dont know if your allergic to anything or names of your doctors and the same goes for me

Tina: Your right I dont even have a doctor around hereI should look into that soon

Bette: So today I made a list up for me and Ill leave it in the address book in the front cover flapoh God

Tina: Whats the matter???

Bette: As Bette is running to the bathroom.my stomach has been a little funny all day.

Tina: As she picks up the card with Bettes medical information she glances over it while putting it into the address book OH MY GODshe is running toward the bathroomscreaming for Bette

BETTE… OH GODWE HAVE TO GET YOU TO THE HOSPITAL

Bette is falling over laughingtrying to compose herself

Bette: Tina …whats the matterwhy are you screaming

Tina: Bettebabe oh my god…Im so sorry babe…come on we have toby now the tears are just pouring out of Tina

Bette hears this.oh shitwhat did I doopening the bathroom doorTina was on her knees crying and reaching for Bette

Tina: Come on babe we have to hurryBette I didnt know you were allergicI used suppositories on youyour allergic to themcall Kitor Aliceno call an ambulance

Bette: Tina Tinaplease relax ..Im sorry baby it was only a jokelisten to meplease it was only a jokeand now Im real sorry I did this

Tina: A jokestanding up.a ***** joke.

Bette: I thought you would just read it and laughwho allergic to petroleum jelly

Tina: Oh I dont know probably the same people who allergic to cats—-dogs—-dust—-grassanything

Bette: Im sorry really when I was getting my medicine earlier I found them at first I was all embarrassed and then I was like What The ***** but then I calmed down and said she really loves me .who else but the person who truly loves you would do that for you

Tina calms down. Bette takes her in her arms. Im really sorryI just thought we would get a good laugh over thisI would never hurt you

Tina: Bette you just took 10 years off of my life.if anything would have happened to you I dont know what I would have done

Bette: baby Im so sorryIm such an *****.it was a stupid joke

Tina: But one thing that you said wasnt stupidwe should know each others emergency numbersAnd tomorrow I will have a Doctor and all of the information …just in case

Bette: Do you forgive me.looking at her with sad puppy dog eyes.

Tina: Yeah…I just cant say no to you. but be prepared to be punished

Bette: SmilingYeah baby I need to be punished. as she takes Tina into her arms and starts to walk her back into the bedroom.Punish me baby

Tina: You are so bad.


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