"I met Carmen when I was down in Mexico during the Mexican Civil War, do you guys remember that?" Shane said.

"Yeah a few years ago, when the people finally decided to impeach their drug lord president," Bette said.

"I knew they sent down a unit down off the record," Helena said.

"With our help the resistance won and Mexico has had peace ever since," Shane said.

"Well until now, the guerilla has taken Mexico," Helena said.

"And we’re gonna take it back," Tasha said.

"Well anyways, after the war was over, the unit went to a huge celebratory party with the resistance army," Shane said, "and it was at that party where I met Carmen. She was a simple Mexican girl who had been born in America when her mother married a Chicano to try to get citizenship.

"Carmen and her mother lived with him for 12 years before Carmen’s mother finally got her citizenship through the marriage and through her American-born daughter. She never loved Carmen’s father and moved them away once she got that citizenship.

"Carmen’s father was furious and he raised hell looking for them. And when he did find them, he made sure Carmen’s mother lost her citizenship rights and the he had custody of Carmen.

"It took Carmen quite a few years to convince her dad to let her visit her mother who had been deported back to Mexico. I met her during one of her visits. I swear to God I was a womanizer before her, but once I saw her I knew I would never be with another woman again.

"And I’m not saying our relationship is perfect because it’s not. We’ve broken up three times, including that one time we were apart for a year. We’ve cheated and lied, but at the end of the day we were made for each other.

"And that night I saw her for the very first time, I downright went up to her and asked her to dance. I didn’t care that my entire unit was there and that the ‘don’t ask don’t tell’ policy was very much intact. The army couldn’t do anything, especially when I could just as easily expose this off the record invasion of Mexico to the entire world. Nobody wanted that I knew, so no one would ask me anything and no one would tell of what they saw.

"Yes it’s blackmail, but it’s effective.

"So Carmen and I danced our heart away on the dance floor, drinking beer and shots of tequila until we ended up in some alleyway making out like teenagers. Maybe we would have had a better start if we didn’t rush into a sexual relationship under the influence of alcohol, but that’s the way it happened.

"I pinned her against the brick wall of the building, brought her legs around my waist, ripped off her panties, and dug in. I pushed my fingers in her so hard and deep, making sure to push with my hips in every thrust, and she grabbed onto my shoulders and moaned into my ear until she came.

"It was meant to be a one night stand, but I ran into her back home and I just couldn’t keep myself away."

"Well that’s love for ya," Angus said, "you can’t fight it."

"Well I’d hate to follow that steamy story," Tasha said, "mine’s not as interesting."

"Maybe if you just gave all the details it would be," Bette said.

"You know I’m not comfortable with that," Tasha said.

"Well maybe it’s time to break out of your comfort zone," Bette said.

Tasha sighed, "oh alright."