Danawhy couldnt you just keep your big ***** mouth shutjust once!

Altake it easyits not her faultshe was just doing what she thought was right.

Yeah, I did what NORMAL friends do when their friends are too drunk to move their cars!

Its called a joke Danayou know like a prank

Alrightthats it! EVERYONE SHUT THE ***** UP!

Alice and Dana were immediately stunned into silence. Shane sat back into her seat and looked wearily out the window at the passing scenery. Alice angrily crossed her arms in front of her chest and pouted a little while Dana gripped the steering wheel a little tighter and clenched her teeth repeatedly. There was complete silence for the remainder of the trip to the Planet where Alice and Shanes vehicles were still parked. They left Danas car without saying a word, however, Alice slammed her door instead of closing it softly like Shane.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch

Tina tossed her keys onto the dining table and walked into the kitchen where Bette was on the phone with the insurance company. She had just come in from parking the car in the driveway and the tiniest of grins was tugging at the corner of her mouth. Bette slammed the phone onto the cradle and gave her an inquisitive look. Tina covered her mouth with her hand, trying to keep from giggling out loud. Bette just shook her head slowly in disbelief, Do NOT tell me you find this amusing Tinathey couldve killed somebodythey couldve gotten hurt themselves! Tina exhaled slowly, trying to regain her composure, and reached for Bettes hands, But nothing major happened, baby Tina stopped short as Bette stomped out into the courtyard. Tina watched as Bettes shoulders rose and fell with every heavy breath and decided to let her seethe. She stood in the door frame and spoke softly, BetteIm gonna get something to eat, do you wanna come? Bette shrugged her shoulders without turning around. OkayIll be back in a little bit then, Tina said, going back into the dining room to get her keys. As she walked passed Bette toward the driveway, she gently slid her hand across Bettes back. Bette turned to look at her as she rounded the corner of the house, Tina! Tina took a step backward and craned her neck to look back. Bette shook her head as she sighed, Youre amazingyou know that, right?

Tina: They were just messing around, sweetie

Bette: Yeah, but stillthey need to pay for this

Tina: BetteI have every intention of punishing them.

Bettes face finally relaxed into a smile and she walked toward Tina, finally draping an arm around her neck, Maybe I should come with youto discuss this matter.

At the Planet

We are so gonna pay for this, Alice mused bitterly, gazing deeply into her iced chai. Shanes only response was to snap yet another toothpick in half and toss it onto her every growing pile. Alice suddenly sat up, clapping her hands excitedly, Ive got it! Shane just glared at her and started making a little arrangement out of her toothpick mountain. Well buy them a really nice bottle of wine and give them a coupon booklet! Alice continued happily as she searched feverishly for something in her purse. Shane looked at her with a deeply creased brow, Couponswere gonna give them couponsyeah, thats great, Alwe nearly totaled their car, but at least theyll save on canned peas Alice just shook her head and started writing on a napkin, Were gonna make the couponsyou knowslave labor: wash the car, dry cleaning, pool maintenance, etc. etc. etc. Shane raised her brows with understanding and slowly nodded her head, Yeahshit, yeah, that could workbut waitTina, would totally go for thisbut what about Bette? Alice pointed a finger at Shane, arching an eyebrow, Thats what the wine is fortheres this kind that Bette absolutely loves, drools over itbut its gonna cost us each a kidney!

Shane shook her head with disappointment, AlI dont even know how Im gonna pay off this ticket Alice put down her pen, closed her eyes, and slowly rubbed her temples. Both women looked at each other suddenly and uttered Dana! at the same time. Alice sunk back into her chair with a satisfied grin, We can totally guilt trip her into buying the wine for us. Shane picked up a new toothpick and stuck it in her mouth this time, leaning back into her chair and folding her hands behind her head. They silently contemplated their good fortune and shrewdness for a few moments before ordering another round of drinks, clearing the table of the toothpick splinters, and setting themselves to the task of putting together the coupon booklet. Well call Dana around six or so, Alice said glancing at the clock, shell be done with her workout by thenand with all the endorphins and stuff, shell be in a really good mood And extremely vulnerable to us, Shane interrupted with an evil grin.

Somewhere else in LA

That will be $54.58 total, maam.

Bette handed the cashier her credit card and gave Tina a playful glance. Tina just shook her head and leaned in closer whispering, You do realize this can come right back and bite you in the *****, right? Bette shrugged her shoulders, totally unconcerned. The cashier handed Bette the receipt for her signature and glanced at the computer screen, Okayso you can pick these up tomorrow at nine oclock, and thank you for choosing Kinkos. They both gave the cashier a little smile and walked toward the door. Tina chuckled the whole way to the car, which was parked in a garage down the street, since they hadnt found any spots on the street. As she pulled on her seat belt, Tina noticed Bettes mood was somber, Whats wrong babeguilt getting to youhaving second thoughts. Bette shook her head and adjusted the rearview mirror, peering intently at her own reflection.

Bette: Why did he call me maam?

Tina: Bette, he was likefifteenhe was just trying to be polite.

Bette: That made me feel old though

Tina: Pleasebabe, vanity does not suit you, trust me.

Bette pushed the key into the ignition sighing loudly. Tina turned in her seat toward Bette and reached with her right hand for Bettes nearest thigh, Sweetieyoure gorgeous, she took a shaky breath and looked at her lovingly, youre unbelievably beautiful. Bette gave Tina a sideways glance and smiled as she gently ran her fingers across the steering wheel. Tina scooted a little closer so her lips could reach Bettes jaw. Youre ravishingand youthfuland sexyand hhhhhot, she murmured between wet kisses. Bette chuckled hoarsely, squirming a bit as Tina began to nibble on her earlobe. Tina pulled away and looked lustfully into Bettes eyes.

Bette: Youre kidding, right?

Tina: Why nottheres no one around

Bette: You cant be serious

Tina stifled Bettes arguments by sealing her mouth over Bettes lips. She moved onto the drivers seat as she pushed her tongue into Bettes mouth, straddling her hips and slipping her hands under Bettes shirt. Bette only had enough lucidity to reach down and pull the lever to recline the seat, and then moaned loudly as Tinas fingers roughly squeezed her ***** through the bra. Tina pushed Bettes shirt and bra all the way up and began kissing and sucking each nipple. Bette just writhed and wriggled, lifting her hips off the seat to try to make contact with Tinas body. But Tina had decided to devote all her attention to Bettes bosom: she would quickly flick the nipple, then firmly suck on it allowing her teeth to rake across the sensitive skin. She allowed her hands to glide along Bettes torso, lightly grazing her nails along Bettes sides. Bette lowered her hands from Tinas hair to the exposed skin of her lower back and lightly dug her nails into it.

Tina began kissing and nipping her way down the crevice between Bettes *****, then licked her way back up to Bettes chin. She sat up afterwards and started fixing Bettes clothes. Bette forced her eyes open and looked up at Tina in bewilderment. Whawhat are you doing? she rasped thickly. Tina just smiled mischievously and smoothed out her own clothes. Oh, no you dont! Bette whispered. She sat up quickly, slamming Tina into the steering wheel and sending an echoing honk throughout the garage. Bette sucked on Tinas lips, chin and jaw, causing her to whimper weakly. They fell back onto the seat, hands fumbling clumsily and eager to locate and undo critical buttons and zippers. Tina burrowed her head into the head rest of the seat, letting her hair fall all over Bettes face. Due to the prolonged foreplay, Bette climaxed just shortly after Tina entered her body. Tina followed close behind thanks to Bettes expert touch. Tina pushed herself up to sit straight, but once she looked out the rear window, she ducked back down, knocking the wind out of Bette. She looked at Bette anxiously, and Bette just shook her head, Dont tell me Tina nodded her head and started giggling, Security guard!