I think I’m dead. All I see is black. But I think I’m breathing. Okay, I am breathing. Why is everything black? Oh shit, my eyes are closed. I pry one eye open slowly, followed by the other, and I don’t have a clue where I am. I lay like this for a few moments while I try to get my bearings. I still don’t have a clue where I am or how I got here. I turn my head to my left and see Becca lying on the floor beside the bed I’m in and Spencer next to her. I guess I’m in my room. I reluctantly lift up my head to try to locate Jay and find her at the foot of my bed. Now everyone’s accounted for I’d love to know how we ended up here, like this.

I poke Becca’s shoulder until she wakes up. “Uck, huff, what the fuck?” She’s obviously feeling the same way I was when I woke up.

“We’re in my room. I don’t know how, but that’s where we are.” I explain to her.

“Oh right. Can you remember anything?”

“I can remember up to a certain point and then nothing. I think you were even worse than me.”

“What makes you say that?”

“Oh I don’t know, how about the fact that you have sick all over you, including your hair, and you have a black eye?” I smirk at her as she runs to the mirror screaming. With this Spencer and Jay begin to wake up, neither one of them seem to be disorientated.

“What is she screaming about?” Jay groggily asks.

“The state of herself.” I tell her seriously.

“What the hell happened to my eye!?” She screeches as she looks at all three of us.

“Ooo Ooo pick me, pick me! I know this one!” I say with a grin.

“Oh please do tell.” She says as she sits down.

“You went to sit in a big spinney chair” I say as I try to keep my laugh at bay “but you missed and threw yourself on the edge of it and banged your face on the desk in front of you” by this point I’m laughing unashamedly “and then the chair fell on top of you!” I finish and every single one of us is in hysterics at Becca’s drunken clumsiness.