June 14, 2009 10:32 am PST

Aiden: “Ashley?” Aiden turns to the girl to his right.

Aiden: “Do you see a girl with curlyish brownish hair, hot, looks like she could be in a bad mood?” The blonde looks around and notices a crowd forming around someone she can’t quite see.

Spencer: “Is that her on the ground?” Aiden turns to look.

Aiden: “Oh shit! Ash!” Aiden runs over to the girl separating the crowd.

Spencer: “Do you think we should do something?” She turns to Glen.

Glen: “What could we do? Come on, the tour’s gonna start soon.” Glen starts to walk away but Spencer stays put.

Spencer: “I think we should do something.” Her eyes are locked on the person she can’t quite see.

Glen: “Look, her boyfriend’s got her.” Aiden has picked up Ashley as campus security approaches him.

Spencer: “She could be really hurt…”

Glen: “Spen, they got her, let’s go!”

Spencer: “I should go check on her.”

Glen: “Uh, this is ridiculous, what are you going to do?” Spencer slowly starts walking towards the crowd of people, Aiden, the still passed out Ashley, and the nervous looking security guard.

Spencer: “Mom taught me some things, I watch Grey’s, I could probably…”

Glen: “Spencer?!”

Security Guard: “We got another one down! They are dropping like flies here!”

Glen: “Jesus, Spencer!” Glen picks up the now unconscious Spencer.

Aiden: “Yours pass out too?”

Glen: “What’s wrong with these chicks!? They’re like those cows!”

Aiden: “What?!”

Glen: “You know, those cows in the fields!”

Aiden: “Um, I think they were sheep.”

Security Guard: “We can take them to campus health.”

Glen: “My mom is going to be so pissed at me!”

June 14, 2009 10:41 am PST

Aiden: “Ash? Excuse me, Ms? I think she’s coming around.” Ashley’s eyes start to flutter open.

Ashley: “Why is it that every time I wake up now, you’re there?”

Aiden: “Ash, you passed out! You practically gave me a heart attack!”

Ashley: “What the hell happened to me?” The nurse approaches.

Nurse: “You probably were just dehydrated, dear. Take a few sips of some water and I’m sure you’ll be fine.” Ashley takes the cup of water and slowly sips. The nurse looks satisfied and leaves the two alone in the small examination room that looks like any other doctors office.